🦄 Unicorns Farting Rainbows 🌈
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✨ Absolutely True Unicorn Fart Facts ✨
- Unicorn farts smell exclusively like cotton candy and fresh rain.
- Each rainbow a unicorn produces contains exactly 7 colors, corresponding to the 7 days of the magical week.
- Scientists estimate a single unicorn fart could power a small city for 3 hours — if only we could harness it.
- Unicorns are naturally embarrassed about their rainbow emissions, which is why they always run off really fast afterward.
- Baby unicorns (foalicorns) only produce pastel rainbows until age 3.
- The loudest unicorn fart ever recorded measured 47 decibels and created a double rainbow.
- Glitter is just highly condensed unicorn fart particles. This is fact.